First Draft
OWNERS
Business name: Wee Wee Rangers Co 2012
Address: 50 Pitches
Govan
Glasgo, G51 1AR
Telephone: (+44) 7740343612
Fax: (0141) 883-4946
E-mail: Michael__67@hotmail.com
Executive Summary
Release all playing and non-playing staff.
Sign desperado’s willing to sign and play for nothing just to savour pulling on
the glorious and dignified Royal Blue Shirts.
That should give us David Healy and four of the current Under 19 set up.
We already have a link up with local
Amateur outfit AC Cardonald, who are willing to give us their fringe player to
make up to at least 11 players on match days.
Have also set up the Wee Wee Fighting Fund
to keep the glorious and dignified history growing. Any money made from that will be placed on
Celtic to win the SPL for the next ten years consecutively.
We will stay competeing using local
facilities at one of the three and a half pitches still existing in ‘the fifty
pitches’ for £30.50 per home game.
However, the Janny there is a big blue nose so will let us play for
nothing, and my mother says she’ll wash the kit (which I’ve bought for £38 for
the full thing from Sports Direct).
After ten years, of bumming about the lower
reaches of the Scottish Juniour/amateur pyramid, the winnings from Celtic’s
tainted ‘success’ will give us enough money to take us back to the glory days
of smashing up Manchester, and rioting in Barcelona.
Aye Ready
General Company Description
Mission
statement: To be ‘THE PEOPLE’ once again
Current owner, secretary, manager, kit man,
coach, physio, and water boy of AC Cardonald I know what Wee Wee Rangers need
to bring the club to success.
Drawing on sympathy and help from any
willing bears, even if we couldn’t keep ‘The Big House’ open, we can strive to
build a new one.
Form of ownership: I will be the sole owner, my current
finances in AC Cardonald are underwritten by Bucktronic – an extremely successful
and growing Wall Street Hedge fund.
Most
important strengths and core competencies: Potential
support and current stakeholders potential continued interest.
Significant
challenges the company faces now and in the near future: Now, BBC, SFA, and several other Papal conspirators
Long
term: After ten years, we will use Peter Risdale’s failed Leeds model. Except, being “ra people” we will succeed by continued
European success
Products and Services
Describe in depth your products and
services. (Technical specifications, drawings, photos, sales brochures, and
other bulky items belong in the Appendices.)
What factors give you competitive
advantages or disadvantages? For example, the level of quality, or unique or
proprietary features.
What is the pricing, fee, or leasing
structure of your products and services?
Marketing Plan
Notes on Preparat
research: Why?
You spend so much time on marketing-related
matters — customers, competitors, pricing, promotion, and advertising — that it is natural to assume that you have little to learn.
However, every small business can benefit from doing market research to make
sure it is on track. Use the business planning process as your opportunity to
uncover data and to question your marketing efforts. It will be time well
spent.
Market
research: How?
There are two kinds of market research:
primary and secondary.
Secondary research means using published
information such as industry profiles, trade journals, newspapers, magazines,
census data, and demographic profiles. This type of information is available
from public libraries, industry associations, chambers of commerce, vendors who
sell to your industry, and government agencies.
Start with your local library. Most
librarians are pleased to guide you through their business data collection. You
will be amazed at what is there. There are more online sources than you could
possibly use. Your chamber of commerce has good
The Marketing Plan:
The Four P's
Price, Product, Protestantism, Papal Conspirators
Economics
Overrated - We’ve nae money, but want to
make loads
Products
The team
Features
and Benefits
David Healy – Northern Ireland – LEGEND
Customers
The Bears
All ages
Gender
Scotland/Belfast
Varying Income level
Social class/occupation – n/a
Education – na/
Other – We arrrra peeeeople
Competition
THEM
Table 1: Competitive Analysis
FACTOR
Me
Strength
Weakness
Competitor A
Competitor B
Competitor C
Importance to customer
Products
Team
eh
hunners
Sellik
Hearts
Queens Park
Eh?
We ARrrrrra People - Competitive Advantage 1-0 the Gers
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